Coming MARCH 2019 "Shits and Giggles"! A collection of the most orgasmic jams ever heard before! Not some of that weak ass shit. Nah this is the good shit. Doin this shit in our basement in Philly. We got the Stu cookin this bad boi up. We gonna shovel this fucker out and give it a good ole rub and tug all over your plate of spaghetti. Watch out for MARCH BITCH 

Album art by: Mike Hanlon Insta: @theluckyprick

WE JUST CAME OUT WITH A NEW TRACK CALLED SUMMER! ITS A FUCKIN JAM. CHECK IT OUT! FREE DOWNLOAD ON BANDCAMP

https://therobinsons.bandcamp.com/track/summer

So as of now we are on a little break until our silly Brazilly comes up from Orlando. We are going to start playing shows again very soon. We have some SICK new merch designs on our merch page MERCH PAGE. Check it out! Cant wait for you guys to hear our new songs. 

YO PENN STATE IS FUCKIN WILD! Those fuckers know how to throw a party. Girls with Rob stickers on their titties. The whole nine yards. We had so much fun. Everyone there was super nice and made sure we were taken care of. The girls who owned the house we were at were really nice. pretty too. Cant wait to go back to Penn State. You fuckers are sick.

Our stand in bassist got us a sick show at Pennsylvania State University. Gona be fuckin bonkers. I wana see everyone we know there to make this a legendary time. Its so early in the morning rn. idk why im up. Early bird gets the dick i suppose.

Tampa treated us pretty well. We had a great time playing The Brass Mug with our bois The Damnsels  and our new buddies Longfinger. Bubba The Love Sponge went so much better than we thought. We did get shot though. Not because we sucked. BECAUSE FUCKING JORDAN SAID FUCK ON THE RADIO. Damn Jew bastard. At least Phil and I (Brandon) toked a few bombs before that shit. The set was great we had some fun. Your mother came out to see us. That was a good time. I (Brandon) couldn't find Phil and her for hours. Whatever. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO FROM BUBBA 

WE FOUND A SHOW IN THE NORTH EAST FINALLY. Since we don't have Philippee at the momentwe have to teach our stand in bassist (Jordan Bailey) all of our songs. He is doing really well a few messups but we are getting there. We are playing Connie's Ric Rac in Philly on Aug 9. Im pretty sure Bailey will be ready. But here is the really funny part. When we go to Tampa to play the radio show and the show with The Damnsels we are playing those with Phil. We have not practiced with him in a while so lets see what he remembers lol. GONA BE LIT

We finally have Beta Male on CD. We now have some merch to sell at the shows. Beta Male and Giggles Ep will be on display. FINALLY

So moving your band to NYC is a great step. Movers not bringing your stuff home is not a great step. All we want to do is play some shows and write new music. But these dick heads arn't bringing our stuff. these scumbags wont even answer the phone! WE HAVE NO INSTRUMENTS!!!! NO INSTRUMENTS NO PRACTICE! NO PRACTICE NO SHOWS! The Robbies are getting pretty antsy. 

So we made it up to the North East! We gotta start playing some shows up here. Phil is still our bassist butt ran into some problems down south so we need to get a stand in for him. Only for a few shows. It kind of sucks Jordan and Brandon are pretty pissed he isn't here. We have been spending a lot of time in NYC trying to meet new people and talk to bands. If you guys know anyone please leave a comment or go to our contact page and hook us up with em. 

We also have some NEW MUSIC out on Spotify and ITunes and all that jazz. ITS FREE ON BANDCAMP!!!!!